You have to teach your stepson everything, or he'll mix up the holes and put it in the wrong place

Oh, we have a problem. You pissed in me, what if I'm knocked up? 😳

Missed a bet and couldn't eat surströmming — had to get naked

We have weird friends, but we pretended not to see their sex

- Ouch, that's the wrong hole, that's my ass! 😱 (put it in anyway)

He was jerking off quietly, and then his sister - to throw him out or to fuck him?

Can't fuck a student, I'm married - although I have a boner, I already can

Friend girl, I'm not just sharing my boyfriend with you, I'm sharing his sperm

Dear Apple, I've been fucked by your VR glasses. I guess it's not a bad thing...

It'll feel good, I'll fuck you in the ass and you jerk yourself off gently

You turned your sister on with a vibrator, but who's gonna fuck her to orgasm?

She's so two-faced, cheating on her father, and she's seducing me

Husband, I was just drunk! But I didn't suck my friend's cock and I didn't cheat on you

She's seduced for sex, she's sweating on my dick, she loves me

Smoked with a bong friend and ended the evening with a wild fuck

Couldn't teach English, but at least she got laid well

When your girlfriend is so jealous that she brought a doll for a tee

Instead of a report, the secretary took off her panties and put herself on the table

My brother asked me not to distract him, and I had already "accidentally" undressed

Honey, this cock is going to fuck me - wait late and with a creampie

I showed my dick to my friend and I didn't miss a beat - she immediately sweated and gave it to me

She came out naked, spread her legs - licked, sucked, dribbled in her mouth

- You'll stop jerking off after sex! - Stepmom, what are you implying?

I'm gonna cancel the date because my brother has such a boner 😍 I'm gonna cheat with him